Elliot Uryuomoc(c)o
Likely original conversation:
Elliot->Elliot.MildMannered: Hello, Mr. Verres. I’m Elliot.
MrVerres: Of course you are.
Elliot->Elliot.MildMannered: Yu sum klebo yug. Coo? Yu pmequ cho uryom rumtauto eh cho Uryuomis.
MrVerres: Cyumso quoom sum Elliot ckoup Uryuomocco?
Elliot->Elliot.MildMannered: Yu roulmoja yug hlen cho Uryuom William quoom fo suno folo geh byucyug Tedd, quoeh quuc quelpyumt em fanum sremo helnis hel chon ceh chug--
MrVerres: Just get in here.